80 mistari Kali ya sheng na kukatia manzi.

80 mistari Kali ya sheng na kukatia manzi. Pia inaweza kuitumia mistari Kali ya kiswahili , kukatia Dem aingie box ,love mistari , best sheng mistari, kukatia Dem in sheng.

Mistaris are almost similar to pick up lines which you can use to try your shot on someone. It somehow tricky to think of pickup lines especially when you try it to put in Sheng or even Swahili.

We have some of the best mistari Kali ya sheng which you can use or even have a better idea of even creating some of your own.

Below are 55 of the Best mistari ya sheng or mistari Kali ya kukatia Dem. Hope you like it and feel free to share with your friends and the people you care about who you think might like to see this type of content.

Mistari Kali ya sheng au ya kukatia manzi.

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  • Kwani ngozi yako ilitumika kufunga Paulo na sila …. Just no nyororo.
  • Unakaa makaa imepoa juu leo nakupepeta.
  • Kwani kwenu kunakuanga aje na viti mingi…. Juu unakaa fiti.
  • Naskianga wewe ni tsetse fly caus e ever since I saw you na sinzia nikikuwaza.
  • Kwani we ni zebra na hauna mistari.
  • Unakuanga credit za safaricom juu umeni Bamba.
  • Ningekuanga homework hamgewahi chapwa na mwalimu juu mngekuwa mnanimaliza.
  • Najua nikikuona sahii unafanananga na tripod, juu unanisimamisha.
  • Kwani budako anafanyanga safaricom juu Kuna vile umetunukiwa bana.
  • Nimekuwa nikikuangalia for long na nime notice hauna shingo juu nimekuwa nikikumezea mate.
  • Kwani unakuanga nyanya juu unakuanga umeniteka from my head to-ma-toes.
  • Kwani we ni shada juu I want you weed me.
  • Nifungulie kinyozi nikuwe baba ya watoto wako.
  • Unajua watu huku nje wananiitanga ng’ombe cause I have beef up your security.
  • Kwani wewe ni ngazi, juu Kuna venye nataka kukupanda.
  • Budako ni capenter, juu nikikuona Mii huu mbao.
  • Kwani we ni chupa… Juu Kuna vile nadai kukufungua.
  • Niliskia masako ni cheff juu umeiva kuliko lunch yetu nao za kukulia.
  • Kwani wewe ni chilli… Juu Kuna vile wewe Nim hot.
  • By any chance uko photography cause we can picture us together far far away.
  • I only wish to be your hangbang so I could always be beside you.
  • kwani we ni ndizi… juu you look a peeling.
  • Unajua wewe ni assigment juu nikukupatia I keep you busy.
  • we ni mlango… juu kuna vile nimekunoki.
  • Mimi nikikuagalia hivi unakaa mchezaji footballer sasa si ukam hivi you play with my balls.
  • Unajua mbona nilichagua mtaita juu the taita the better.
  • Are you a murder victim… cause my love for you is suicidal.
  • Huku inje maboy huuniita football player na we ndio referee… unajua mbona? juu after game mimi ndo hukupea ball.
  • If you could be a triangle i think you could be acute one.
  • Kwani wewe ni mkamba juu nikikuona hivi nimekaukiwa na maneno.
  • We ni ball juu naskia kukupepeta mbaya.
  • We ni bob?… juu wewe ni marley safi.

Mistari ya kukatia dem aingie box.

  • Kwani we ni poster?… Juu nadai kukupin Kwa wall mbaya.
  • Naweza kukuita njia?… Cause nataka kukupitia.
  • Kuna vile hii simu hai function poa unajua mbona?… Juu Haina number yako.
  • Kwani we ni soda?… Juu umenikunywa mbaya.
  • Kwani unaishi Kwa dumpsite?… Juu Kuna vile naku takataka.
  • Kwani umechokaa?… Juu umebeba.
  • Huwa unaishi Kwa kitchen? Juu nikikuangalia hivi unakaa umeivaa.
  • Vile we ni keki hivi na nikona shingo ya upanga si ucome nikukate.
  • Let me tie your shoes juu staki u fall in love for someone else.
  • Me si photographer but naweza picture Mimi na wewe together.
  • Wewe ni wifi?…. Juu Kuna vile na really feel a connection.
  • Wewe ni parking ticket?… Cause you have a FINE written all over you.
  • Kwani wewe ni mboga?… Cause nataka kuku sukuma kila wiki.
  • Unaweza kuwa maasaI wangu?… Ili usiniruke.
  • Wewe ni exam?… Juu huski I have been studying you like crazy.
  • Umetoka Kwa oven?…. Juu wewe nimhot.
  • Mimi si mtu wa sunshine ama sunset but I will love to see you go down.
  • Si wewe ni mrembo Hadi ukona horn’s? Kwani uko horny?.
  • Of all the ladies you are my safaricom …. Because you are the better option.
  • Nikikuona nakuwa kama switch because you turn me on Everytime.
  • We ni ovacado?… Juu saa si ukam ova…TU.. cado.
  • We ni Mpesa agent?… Juu nataka niekee na nitoe.
  • Kaa mguu yako ya right iwe Easter na hiyo mguu ingine Iwe Christmas, si I can come in between the holidays.

sheng pickuplines.

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  • kwani ukona kampuni ya kifuli?. ju nadai kufunga ndoa na wewe.
  • Pole hii mistari ni refu, si uwache nikukatie.
  • Umetoka jikoni saa ngapi?, ju manze umeivaa.
  • Nikona deni ya safaricom lakini ushani ni bamba.
  • Huku ndani kuna game ya charity, si vingine nikushow, ju tunapeana.
  • Unaukuanga matatu?, juu umebeba.
  • Kuna joto hapa ama ni wewe.
  • Uko sure hukumia, vile ulindunda kutoka binguni.
  • Naitwa johnte, lakini unaweza niita kwako.
  • Naona nimepotea number yangu naeza pata yako.

Mafisi pickuplines.

  • Wewe hufish juu umenihook.
  • We ni scout juu you tie my heart in knots.
  • Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine.
  • We nimhot hadi zippers zina fall for you.
  • I wish I were an octopus, so I would have eight hands to touch your butt with.
  • Roses are red. Grass is green. I want to get in your bed, if you know what i mean.
  • Lets play carpenter, first we’ll get hammered then I’ll nail you.
  • I’ll show you my tan lines, if you show me yours.
  • Have you been fishing before?, I think we should hook up.
  • Naskia curfew imetolewa but bado I can cuff you.

Swahili pickuplines for him.

  • Wewe hucheza futa, ju you are a keeper.
  • Tuflip coin, heads I’m yours, tails you’re mine.
  • License yako ili supendiwa ku drive all these girls crazy?.
  • Wewe ni bank loan juu you have my interest.
  • We hushi kwa pit, juu nakutakataka.
  • I can’t stand you babe, wacha niketi chini.
  • Nafeel like am in a museum, cos you are truly a work of act.
  • Manze we nimhot ama ni venye ku spot bila hotspot.
  • Do I know you cause you look next to be my boyfriend.
  • Mi si photographer but naweza picture you and me together.