32+kenya quotes and kenyan jokes.

Are you feeling a little bored or down. Don’t worry we got some of the funniest jokes you can check them out and even try to imagine and at least smile or laugh after all this long hardworking day or week to enlight your day or even your week. Its not that good to stress yourself too much till you be sad. Sometimes a joke can make you happy and even feel better.

So we have some of the realest kenyan jokes to check out that you can even try as much to share it with your friends even write it on your whatsapp status atleast make somebodies day feel more better. So if you like the following jokes below please feel free to comment so we can write more content like these. And also have a nice happy day.

Funny kenyan jokes.

• Unaingia na dem mkamba kwa Supermarket halafu unaoona kwa entrance anatoa viatu.
• Hii maisha haitaki makasiriko songa na mwenye ana reply mwenye anajifanya sukari mwachie diabetes.
• Pesa kidogo Ushaanza kuita kibarua errands.
• Boyfriend ata hakuwa hapo kusaidia dem kuhama lakini wewe simon of Cyrene ndio uko hapo kuonyesha shawrry kwenye kitanda inafaa kuface.
• Ety watu warefu wanapenda food ju ‘ the higher you go, the kula it becomes.
• Sijawai ona Mganga mwenye anatibu nguvu za kike. Yaani madem wote wako tu sawa?.
• Leo nimeboeka nikaamua kukatia manzi yangu tena na number ingine… Ameniambia chali yake alikufa na corona ati ako single.
• Those people who text me first and after replyong they be like’ Niambie” i will blutick your ass until you know how to start a cinversation.
• Tumieni gas kabisa, hata mkitaka mchemshe nayo maji ya kuosha nyumba kwa sababu baba yenu ndio huwa anaipuliza ijae.
• SI eti nakugreytick bure nani Ni venye unavaanga kama online entrepreneur.
• Msichana mrembo lakini appetite ni ya fundi.
• Unapenda mtu unajua hakupendi habri yako mwenda wasimu.
• Nakubali nilikukosea but kuweka namba yangu kwa pole posts ati daktari kutoka kitui hujafanya poa.
• Wewe jenga nchi mimi nitapaka rangi.
• pesa kidogo ya kazi mtaani na ushadownload app ya uber.
• Boy wako ni American height ama yeye ni nguzo imara.
• Uku kenya lazima uchat na bae wako daily ndio asikuwache.
• Unafikiria ukinisaliti ndo ntaumia? nishasalitiwa na ubongo wangu katika chumba cha mtihani na sijafa.
• Pesa kidogo ushaanza kuita mungu ” Almairi GAD.”
• Nakaa niko kwa relationship lakini kwa ground vitu ni different.
• ” sweepers wa jana mnaitwa” Hii statement ilifanywa watu wengi wachukie prefects.
• Ati wife material ni ule anapika omena hadi zifunge macho.
• Kama ukona namba yangu we usha make it.

Kenya quotes.

• Beauty comes from within, a beautiful heart creates a beautiful person.
• It is important to nurture any new ideas and initiatives which can make a difference for Africa. – Wabgri maathai.
• Here I am where I belong.
• Keep calm and love Kenya.
• You should tell people how important they are to you.
• Just call me Mzungu.
• Happy madaraka day.
• My land is kenya.
• I love Kenya hakuna matata.
• Ni pesa hakuna ama ni mimi sina.
• Until the lion has his own storyteller the hunter willalways have the best stories.
• I need Africa to remind me that beauty has many faces and that giving has many hands. – Annie.
• Ears that do not listen to advice, accompany the head when it is chopped off.