A good savage line can ignite the inner boss in you. And for that a savage needs to sound loud. It gives you the respect which people do not often do.

Some people can be losers by testing you or teasing you with some stupid word or questions. In time like this we need to use the power of savage lines to guard us and also fight our haters who try to bring us down.

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For those who want to show haters what they’ve made of, or want to put it in your instagram account, or facebook or even whatsapp, here below are some of the best savage line captions and lines to use on anyone you feel is trying to offend you.

If you run like your mouth, you be in good shape.

Roses are red violets are blue i’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Be what you are because you were not born to impress anyone.

Maybe you should eat makeup so you will be pretty on the inside too.

Dropped so many bad comments from you. I feel like uber now.

Some people just need a high five, people like you, in the face with a chair.

The problem with some people is just that they are breathing.

I like my bed more than I like you.

If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.

Down to earth but all above you.

My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.

Sweet as sugar cold as ice hurt me once I’ll break you twice.

I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the ocean.

If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.

I wish common sense was common. Unlike you.

Please move away from the sunlight. I hate the smell of burning plastic.

Treat me like a joke, and i’ll leave you like it’s funny.

I wear all black to remind you not to mess with me because i’m Already dressed for your funeral.

You have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.

Judge me when you are perfect.

I may love to shop but i’m not buying your bullshit.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the priviledge.

Interrupt my sleeping and I will interrupt your breathing.

Unless your name is google. Stop acting like you know everything.

I am Beauty. I am grace. I will punch you in the face.

What the difference between you and eggs is eggs get laid and you don’t.

If you’re going to be a smartass first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.

I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

Are you always such an idiot or do you just show foo when I’m around?

I like your approach. Now let’s see your departure.

I don’t make mistakes. I date them.

This is my cup of care oh look it’s empty.

Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she mean’t.

You are the reason why God created the middle finger.

maybe I should send you a bill for all my time you wasted.

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

I hope one day you choke on the shit you talk.

If you have a problem with me then cry me a river and drown yourself in it.

Roses are red violets are blue i’d rather be single.

Yes, my door is always open makes it easier to throw people out.

Yo are as useless as the ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’.

Roses re red violets are blue I thought voldemort was ugly but then I saw you.

keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find your brain back there.

I smile, just not when you’re not around.

My back is not a voice mail, say it to my face.

I may be chubby, but chubby can slim down, ugly just can’t be fixed.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.

Some day you will go far and I hope you stay there.

Mirror’s can’t talk lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

If I had a face like yours, I’d sue your parents.

You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

When I see your face there’s not a thing I would change except the direction I was walking in.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, Take your parents for example.

If you were on fire and i had water, I’d drink it.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable?. Like a coma.

In conclusion.

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